Instead of calling it “Parasite” like any other sane person would, we’re gonna go ahead and call it “Parasyte”. Ya know. Just to fuck with you. And also so that some of you won’t find us on Google. Yes. Gotta keep shit secret. Ordinary mortals should not know we Parasytes exist.
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Thought it was finally over? No, my child. It has just begun.
Orange haired child and magic finger girl combine powers to save the world from a cup. Meanwhile, I have yet to think of a better opening sentence.
Future Diary (Mirai Nikki) is probably one of the best anime you’ll ever see with your pitiful eyes. It will literally shake your bitch ass world. When you finish it, you will realize you have no other meaning to life. Then you will realize you had none to begin with.
What is this abomination? My eyes! I’m fucking blind!
Oh my god. You know what would be so cool? If we took a bunch of high school students, put them together in a school that is sealed, and let them kill each other. Beautiful plan. 11 out of 10 approves.